10. Candy canes go with the season.
9. Your co-workers will love you for giving them something, anything.
8. Candy canes can be used as an actual cane if you are real small.
7. Your co-workers will have better breath.
6. Candy canes are lightweight and easy to carry.
5. Your co-workers are happier when they have consumed sugar.
4. Candy canes could be used to poke unwanted visitors who approach your desk.
3. Your co-workers will be more likely to buy you something in return, and it may even be nicer than just a candy cane.
2. Candy canes are cheap.
1. Your co-workers will not be able to talk smack about you with their mouth full of candy cane, in the event you do not feel like working very hard that day.
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