Bullies in the Workplace?? Really?

Articles flood the internet about bullies in the workplace and how to cope with the gut-wrenching agony you feel when you have to walk back in to your place of employment. All I have to say is... WTF?? Umm... no more being bullied. Man up!
Go home and make yourself your own super hero suit. You too can be like Mr. Incredible! Only now you will not be doing good for all the people of the world, just yourself. Wear that suit tomorrow with pride and take a stand. Show that bully who is boss.
They will be shaking in their boots and may even give you their lunch money. From now on, you will be able to fly in to the office and do what ever you want and when ever you want.
P.S. Do not come crying to me if you get fired over this as it has not yet been tested.

How To Keep A Camera From Taking Your Picture!

When I look in the mirror I see this beautiful, smart, charming, hilarious marvel of a woman. Then someone dares to take a photo of me and as soon as I see it, the very thought that other people are seeing me that way just destroys me. My heart falls down in to my stomach and immediate depression sets in. I think to myself "That's me? That's really what I look like and how people see me?" And suddenly my whole world seems grim.
So, because of this I have decided I am going to start wearing a self-designed reflective foundation. From now on when the camera attempts to take my picture, it will instead be forced to reflect only the image of the camera and picture taker and their whole evil plot will backfire on them!
Truth is... I am that smart, beautiful, charming, hilarious, vibrant, fabulous, jaw-dropping, amazing marvel of a woman! (as long as I am standing in the mirror)
And, I will share my relective foundation with you as long as you have 1,000 people join my blog! :)

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Wanna know the Number 1 best way way to look hot in a swimming suit - AND quick??
Wear a COVER-UP!!!

Blogging is NOT for Dummies

So apparently Blogging is not as easy as I dreamed it would be. I started this blog with the idea in my mind that I could build a fabulous page, write witty and enchanting things daily and would have hundreds of followers and comments instantly.
I am seeing it has not worked out quite that way. I am witty, however. So, I should get that part figured out soon. The Design Templates provided by Google are pretty useful. Yet, not what I am wanting. I have seen some really great Blogs peggyeddleman.blogspot.com and I just assumed I could create one of these for you guys.. but no such luck! So, until I take some Web Design classes - you guys are stuck with this

haha - hope you don't mind.