How To Keep A Camera From Taking Your Picture!

When I look in the mirror I see this beautiful, smart, charming, hilarious marvel of a woman. Then someone dares to take a photo of me and as soon as I see it, the very thought that other people are seeing me that way just destroys me. My heart falls down in to my stomach and immediate depression sets in. I think to myself "That's me? That's really what I look like and how people see me?" And suddenly my whole world seems grim.
So, because of this I have decided I am going to start wearing a self-designed reflective foundation. From now on when the camera attempts to take my picture, it will instead be forced to reflect only the image of the camera and picture taker and their whole evil plot will backfire on them!
Truth is... I am that smart, beautiful, charming, hilarious, vibrant, fabulous, jaw-dropping, amazing marvel of a woman! (as long as I am standing in the mirror)
And, I will share my relective foundation with you as long as you have 1,000 people join my blog! :)